Groucho Marx · House Keeping · Karl Marx

Singing for one’s supper works up the appetite. Or, from each according to [his/her] ability to each according to [his/her] need. Or, welcome to The Vaudevillian.

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  4. Graduate students – $750/year, or 20 guest blog posts
  5. Other staff – $750/year, or 20 guest blog posts
  6. Non-tenure track faculty faculty – $1,000/year, or 25 guest blog posts
  7. Tenure track faculty:
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    • Full level – $5,000/year, or become a regular contributor
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What? I really liked Marx’s Das Capital . . . though I’ve always been a Groucho Marxist.

2010s · House Keeping

Let’s get this party started. Or, who feels like guest posting? Or, why you creepin’?

I can’t watch all the movies and say all the things (read: yes, I can).

Email me at hahl@umich.edu (Subject line: VAUDEVILLIAN GUEST POST REQUEST), if you’d like to take this white man’s burden off my shoulders.

xoxo,
Jeannie

House Keeping

Hey, Lookie Loos. Or, yeah, I’m talking to you. Or, No, my name’s not ‘Baby.’ It’s Janet. Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty . . .

You have until Friday, March 17, 2017 at 11:59 a.m. EST to follow me (if you’d like to keep viewing free content for eternity, that is). There’s much, much more to my story, so buckle the fuck up.

xoxo,
Jeannie